You never get what you want, but you have opportunities for things you dont want.

Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: "Smile"
me: "smile" back and look to other girls ass.
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: Hi! Whats your name?
me: Goonther
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: Hi, I'm Virginia!
me: Yeah, hi.
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: Are you enjoying yourself tonight?
me: No, I can't get my Goontherism on.
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk:: What?
me: You wouldn't understand.
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: What do you mean?
me: It's a complicated state of mind.
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: I still don't understand.
me: If you touch my tra la la, you would understand.
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: Excuse me?
me: My ding ding dong.
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: You are funny!
me: No, I'm just horny.
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: "pulls out her cell phone" Say, why don't you give your number?
me: I'm too drunk to remember, say, give me your number. I WILL call.
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: "She says some number"
me: "starts to punch in random numbers on my phone." Yeah ok I got it.
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: I want you to meet my friends.
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: "She holds my hand and drags me to some corner where her friends are at"

Bunch of more uninteresting girls.

Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: She is blah blah
me: hi
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk #2: Hi I'm blah, blah.
me: hi
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk #3: And I am blah, blah.
me: hi
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk #4: Hello, I'm blah blah.
me: hi
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: "puts my hands around her waist"
me: "ponders, wow, I must be fucken drunk"
me: hey I need to go to the restrooms.
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: Ok I'll be waiting for you here.
me: fuck, I need to bounce.
me: hey give me cover.
Some hot blonde: What?
me: give me some cover!
Some hot blonde: WHAT?
me: Just walk towards to bar please, and I will walk behind your silhoette.
Some hot blonde: Are you drunk?
me: No shit, just help me out ok?
Some hot blonde: "Walks away, scared."
me: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
me: hey dude, walk with me.
Some dude: What?
me: I just need cover to bail from some chick.
Some dude: Oh, sure.
me: "walks along the guy, trying to hide"
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: hey, drunk boy, I'm here.
me: yeah, I'm too drunk, so I didn't remember where you were.
me: "pull out the phone pretending someone is calling me" KARTHIK, WHATS THE ADDRESS?
Some chick I'm not even remotely interested even while drunk: "Waits"
me: "Walks towards the ouside saying" WHAT? Whats the address??
me: Hey dude, where can I get a cab?
Bouncer: just walk a block and that is M street, you should be able to hail a cab there.
me: thanks dude.

What was this shit tonight?

So ill wake up in a couple of hours to go to church, and repent, and try to hit some goody goody shoes church girls. Yes, I'm going to hell. Wait, Im going to church to repent, ok, so I'm cool.

Behave kids.

PS: Dana, Andrea is coming with us.
PS2: Gunther got 2 more music videos.
PS3: Look I don't like to ask for stuff, but for my upcoming bday, I would be really happy if someone buy me a GUNTHER SHIRT with "Pleasureman" at the back. Size L. Page 3, "Günther Long Sleeve with YOUR name on it!
Mens Baseball T (AA brand)"