Beware where you speak a foreign language, because bystanders might still understand what you are saying.

This is too funny to let it go.
I know that many I know never been to Tokyo, much less to Roppongi Citibank. Anyways, Citibank is on the second floor of this building on this major intersection at Roppongi. The elevator to go up is REALLY small.
Before coming here I had a couple of dollars exchanged to yen at the airport, now I needed to have more exchanged, since my experience so far has been that is hard to use cards.
When I got to the elevator, there were three blondes waiting, and chatting. By the way there were dressed up, they looked like sluts. My eye were wandering around, looking the ceiling, pretending I did not speak English, just waiting for the elevator.
Their conversation revolved around how one of the blondes got a new Japanese boyfriend that buys here all these gifts. The other blond, had to retort by claiming that her Japanese boyfriend bought her a Chanel watch/jewelry model J something. I guess the third blond didn't have a boyfriend or her Japanese boyfriend wasn't rich. When the elevator got to us, and they moved in, I decided not to take it, because the elevator was very small, plus I wanted to throw a punch line on them. So I told them "It's ok, the elevator is too small, I'll get the next one". You guys should have seen their faces. hahahah