This gotta be the worst pickup attempt ever. Please bear with me because I don't remember everything since I was drunk.
So it goes something like this:
So I was at a party with Andrea and we were talking, she was explaining what was "tunnel-bridge" people, and the word horny was said. So this asian guy interrupts our conversation and says "did I hear the word horny?"
Some bullshit about where are you from and what you do pursues. Initially the guy claim he is from NJ, but when Andrea says she is from NY then he claims he is from NY. What a dumbass. Andrea breaks the conversation with him and we continue our conversation again.
Later, me and Andrea are at the door talking again while we wait for our friends to show up so we can leave. This guy shows up again. And it was painfully sad to watch him on his pickup attempt.
"Give us a chance, we Korean are smart, we go to business schools and make a lot of money, we can take good care of you!" I was actually extremely offended that he put "Koreans" in that sentence. Are you saying all Koreans are this sad and stupid stereotypes? I'm pretty sure I don't need to elaborate why this is not only sad, but its extremely offensive to the girl he is trying to pickup, Andrea in this case.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? I'm just awed at this moronic pickup attempt. No one can possibly have their game this bad.
He assumes that Andrea is not intelligent enough to attend business school, he assumes that Andrea doesn't make a lot of money, he assumes that Andrea is dependent like person and can't take care of herself. Not ONE THING he said actually helps him in his plight at pickup. And to add to the insult, he has to put in Koreans, as if all Koreans are like him, self aggrandizing pricks, with an awful no game pickup attempts. I actually felt embarrassed to be associated with this prick racially, and felt apologetic to Andrea, which of course, she says I shouldn't feel apologetic at all.
Other than that, it was a fun weekend :)
1 comment:
Thank you for posting Sungi baby! Wow, that was pretty horrendous. Please be satisfied by the idea that he probably won't get laid with shit like that, no one falls for it. All you have to tell a girl is that she is beautiful, and honestly that is pretty much it. Gotta say it like you mean it though . . .Most guys think of these semi-elaborate strategies with their friends and shit, and it just ends up backfiring. Keep it simple, and try to think like a girl, and it is pretty easy.
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