Jesus fucken christ!
Ok as you all know, I can't find Angie's phone number, that the fucked up shit about taking shit to the napking instead of cell phone.
So we all gather up at Dragonfly. Carlos and Alan tries to motivate me about hooking up with this chicks which had double chin and some nasty ass moles on her back. Thank you but after tuesday I will pass. So Alan makes a move on her.
Misha tells me that Sadaat is at 1223 after a bried stay at Dragonfly. So I don't remember Sadaat name, and Misha startes giving shit about it, that if I don't remember the girls name I shouldn't worry about it. Well FUCK, I never remember girls name unless I DO fucking find the napkin or she puts her name and phone number on my cell phone. So I drag this chick to 1223, you know, as a back up in case I can't find Sadaat or I can rekindle an old fire. ( Thank you BITCHES, I trully appreciate it). So I get to 1223 and I can't find Sadaat, so I start to make out with my backup called Nisha ( oooh she left her number and name on my phone). While making out with her, her friend, which I don't recall join us. Of course I get my mojo up and start to make out with both. But Nisha get's kind of pissed. But I'm drunk, so I don't give a fuck. They both seemed ok with the gameplan. But her drunks ass friend get's fucked up and I had to be the fucken baby sitter. I literally had to fucken keep her up standing because she couldn't stand by herself. All these people were telling me, "Is she ok?" She is not fucken ok, bitches, Do you really fucken think I enjoy fucken baby sitting? I'm not going to take advantage of her, because I'm the fucken good guy that finish LAST. So I have to fucken hold on to her, wait for her fucken friend to pick her up, and god damn, she was heavy. Not cause she was fat, but I guess I need to lift more weight.
Moving on, because Nisha had to go with her drunken friend, I had to pass it out. I hate to be the fucken good guy. So, I'm wasting my fucken time, baby sitting her, let my lay pass, pay for the fucken water for the drunken ass girl, pay for the damn cab. So I can't get nothing. GOOD GUYS FINISH LAST, AND I FUCKEN HATE IT. Back to being a fucken asshole.
I could have gone to Nisha's place, but noooo, why did I had to make out with both, Nisha and her drunken friend???
Ok fuck it, another night.....
At least I made out with two and got the number. Thank god its not a napkin, with I got a stack of it, and I tend to lose it. She put her name and phone on my cell phone. Thank god. But here is the thing, I don't remember her face, and I definitely not gonna remember her tomnorrow and I will definitely not call her. That's the way I am!
Behave kids!!!!
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