The "Wingman".

My ex boss gave me a link to this site with "rules" of picking up chicks. Some are actually good advices which even before reading this, I would do them myself. But some are too theoretic and complete joke. Specially the rules regarding "wignman". I know most girls would laugh at the notion of a "wingman", but guys DO USE wingmans for help on sticky situations. Like yesterday there was a classic scenario, so I offered Alan to be his wingman if he wanted a help. Hot girl and a not so hot girl. The not so hot doesn't want to be left in the vacuum if the hot one get hitched, that's where the wingman comes in to distract the other one, while your friend makes a move on the other one. It's still doable, but it is much less work for the main guy if he has a wingman to help out. And yesterday I was drunk out of my mind and in a good mood so I offered to help Alan out, but he was actually going for not the hot one! lol. He wanted to show the girl a "good" time. haha

Anyways, this particular site, it really mistreats the wingman, like use the wingman to do clown acts or some crap like that to entertain the main target and at the same time distract the obstacle. Wingman will at least distract the other girl and if its not that bad, might actually go for not the hot one. But wingman under no obligation has to do "acts". Don't ever use the wingman to make you look better, they are there to help you out, he is your friend, not a clown for you to put him down in order to make you look better. Wingman position when approching girls is basically to help by distracting the possible obstacle called, "non hot chick", cockblocker friends and so forth.

Remember, the wingman is your friend helping YOU out!

Behave kids.

PS:
Hey guys, did we walk to the girls' place, did we drive there, how we got there? I don't even remember where their place was located at, or the building facade. WTF. I have to stop drinking.